Manterns Candle: The Woods
This forest scented candle combines the distinct smells of trees such as cedar, pine and oak with a touch of dirt for a unique scent that, until now, only a day in the woods could provide. Relive all your manliest camping, hiking and fishing moments or punch-dance out your rage in a simulated wooded glen with this rugged soy-blend candle.
Every Manterns candle comes gift-ready, packaged in a glossy white gift-box that includes:- A hilarious candle
*, made in an 11oz rocks glass, nestled in gorgeous orange tissue paper. - A not quite as hilarious instruction card on how to remove any wax from your glass so that it may be enjoyed long after the candle is gone.
- One matchbox, with matches included (yea, we go the extra mile).
- Air consisting of roughly 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon and 0.038% carbon dioxide.
- Love, because what good would a gift be without it?
All Manterns candles are made with pride in the good old US of A and contain 100% soy-blend wax because no matter how much we’d like to think otherwise, Captain Planet isn’t real. Enough with the sweaters and ties already – gift hilariously.
*Note: All Manterns candles are manufactured in a facility that uses peanuts.
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is shipping and handling?
We charge flat-rate shipping and handling for our products. The rates are:
- Ground (1-5 days): $7.99 for the first candle plus $0.99 for each additional candle.
- 2 Day Air: $21 for the first candle plus $5.50 for each additional candle.
- Next Day Air: $48 for the first candle plus $8 for each additional candle.
Why so much? 2 reasons. #1, 90% of our candles are shipped to a residential address, for which shipping companies charge $1-3 more per shipment. #2, rising fuel costs have caused shipping companies to raise their rates. We at Very Funny Gifts realize our shoppers are sensitive to shipping and handling costs and are doing everything we can to keep this as low as possible.
What is this 100% guarantee all about?
We guarantee everything we sell. If you are not completely satisfied with any of our products or service, you may return them for a 100% refund. See our returns policy page for more information on how to return your product.
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